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Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
1. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other
Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic
electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an
artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take
it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up
underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you
can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other
Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football
all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and
throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
10. You don’t have to please the Christmas tree’s mother.
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